E. Samuel Tyler

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:22:56 GMT

You know what's nice? I'll tell you what's nice. Getting through a Seven where I (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:27:59 GMT

Why can't news reporters ever ask me questions when investigations are going wel (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:35:57 GMT

Whoever thought it was a great idea to have MY four year old son run around with (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:58:59 GMT

I can't die, my girlfriend can make copies for herself, (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 06:53:11 GMT

I think it's telling I glared my two little bastard selves to silence.

Probably (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:11:05 GMT

I'm not a sentimental man - but considering everything that's been going on late (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:14:27 GMT

Hm.

Yeah, nothing to say.

Katie, can you take Tobey for the day?

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 14:03:49 GMT

... what the bloody hell is everyone's problem today? I keep running into people (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:36:51 GMT

You know, there are some days where you just have to sit down on your bed with a (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:34:31 GMT

I don't s (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:06:55 GMT

In my family, we've got a tradition. WELL, immediate family, anyways. We spend t (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:26:34 GMT

Good God.

I'm leaving the country.

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:26:25 GMT

I hate turkeys. I won't lie. They're evil.

But I'm not going to shoot them in (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:00:01 GMT

Hey.

Forget what you see in the media.

Not exactly dead. ~~I think.~~

... (Read more ...)

Third Person Closed - Around 6 this morning...

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:48:55 GMT

A short, dark haired doctor walked out of the operating room, pulling down his s (Read more ...)

PLOT - TURKEYS ATTACK!

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:08:25 GMT

E. Sam had only picked up the shift as a favor to one of the patrolmen he had kn (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:49:16 GMT

Well, it was inevitable. Time to do my time on the beat, so to speak. With no op (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:47:47 GMT

Hah! Male again, and now? Random penguins.

This town is bloody batshit.

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:01:19 GMT

I continue to be a woman.

But at least my girlfriend likes it.

Edit: I (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 03:42:49 GMT

Still a woman.

Sigh.

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:40:03 GMT

You know what really annoys me about this situation?

My son found it blo (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:10:59 GMT

And now, finally, I am going to take a full weekend off. It is time for sleep, a (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:33:36 GMT

Malorie

Coming to check on you, and our kids.

A (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:36:34 GMT

Jay
I don't know what the hell you're doing, but keep (Read more ...)

commodoresexual@gmail.com — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:44:23 GMT

My head would fall off if it wasn't attatched. So, Tobey (Read more ...)