E. Samuel Tyler

bloodyclowns @ 2009-05-21T10:21:00

2009-05-21T14:22:56Z

You know what's nice? I'll tell you what's nice. Getting through a Seven where I (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-04-12T10:27:00

2009-04-12T14:27:59Z

Why can't news reporters ever ask me questions when investigations are going wel (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-03-27T10:33:00

2009-03-27T14:35:57Z

Whoever thought it was a great idea to have MY four year old son run around with (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-03-19T11:55:00

2009-03-19T15:58:59Z

I can't die, my girlfriend can make copies for herself, (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-03-01T01:52:00

2009-03-01T06:53:11Z

I think it's telling I glared my two little bastard selves to silence.

Probably (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-02-19T11:09:00

2009-02-19T16:11:05Z

I'm not a sentimental man - but considering everything that's been going on late (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-01-26T11:13:00

2009-01-26T16:14:27Z

Hm.

Yeah, nothing to say.

Katie, can you take Tobey for the day?

bloodyclowns @ 2009-01-17T09:03:00

2009-01-17T14:03:49Z

... what the bloody hell is everyone's problem today? I keep running into people (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-01-15T10:35:00

2009-01-15T15:36:51Z

You know, there are some days where you just have to sit down on your bed with a (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-01-06T16:32:00

2009-01-06T21:34:31Z

I don't s (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2009-01-01T09:55:00

2009-01-01T15:06:55Z

In my family, we've got a tradition. WELL, immediate family, anyways. We spend t (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-12-15T14:25:00

2008-12-15T19:26:34Z

Good God.

I'm leaving the country.

bloodyclowns @ 2008-12-06T12:23:00

2008-12-06T17:26:25Z

I hate turkeys. I won't lie. They're evil.

But I'm not going to shoot them in (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-27T12:58:00

2008-11-27T18:00:01Z

Hey.

Forget what you see in the media.

Not exactly dead. ~~I think.~~

... (Read more ...)

Third Person Closed - Around 6 this morning...

2008-11-27T15:48:55Z

A short, dark haired doctor walked out of the operating room, pulling down his s (Read more ...)

PLOT - TURKEYS ATTACK!

2008-11-27T07:08:25Z

E. Sam had only picked up the shift as a favor to one of the patrolmen he had kn (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-22T11:45:00

2008-11-22T16:49:16Z

Well, it was inevitable. Time to do my time on the beat, so to speak. With no op (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-17T14:47:00

2008-11-17T19:47:47Z

Hah! Male again, and now? Random penguins.

This town is bloody batshit.

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-13T10:00:00

2008-11-13T15:01:19Z

I continue to be a woman.

But at least my girlfriend likes it.

Edit: I (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-08T22:42:00

2008-11-09T03:42:49Z

Still a woman.

Sigh.

bloodyclowns @ 2008-11-07T08:38:00

2008-11-07T13:40:03Z

You know what really annoys me about this situation?

My son found it blo (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-10-30T19:05:00

2008-10-30T23:10:59Z

And now, finally, I am going to take a full weekend off. It is time for sleep, a (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-10-28T13:22:00

2008-10-28T17:33:36Z

Malorie

Coming to check on you, and our kids.

A (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-10-24T11:33:00

2008-10-24T15:36:34Z

Jay
I don't know what the hell you're doing, but keep (Read more ...)

bloodyclowns @ 2008-10-17T11:42:00

2008-10-17T15:44:23Z

My head would fall off if it wasn't attatched. So, Tobey (Read more ...)